AP - TUCSON, Ariz. — A Tucson taco restaurant already has served up python, alligator, elk, kangaroo, rattlesnake and turtle.
What's next? Lion meat.
Boca Tacos y Tequila says it's accepting prepaid orders for African lion tacos, to be served starting Feb. 16. Orders must be placed by Feb. 7 and owner Bryan Mazon says there are already a few reservations from curious customers. Mazon says his restaurant started offering exotic tacos on its menu every Wednesday about six months ago and has tried "just about anything we can get our hands on." According to the Food and Drug Administration, lion and other game meat can be sold as long as the species isn't endangered.
The Arizona Daily Star says most of Boca's exotic tacos range between $3 and $4. The lion tacos will cost $8.75 apiece.
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There are two things I think everyone knows about me. 1.) I absolutely love Taco Bell, and 2.) I'm also known as The Cat Whisperer for my abilities to charm any cat and get in touch with their inner feline. That being said, I want to eat the shit out of a fucking lion. Granted $8.75 for a taco is a little steep, but you gotta think of the process of getting this lion for this taco. You know there is no way he got this lion from somewhere in America. No zoo is gonna be like, "yea, here take our fuckin' lion. Eat the shit out of it. Here you want a penguin, too?". You know this guys got some hook up over in landlocked Zimbabwe, where the Zimbabwean are stalking lions up and down the Lampopo river. Then once they kill this kittie they gotta ship the little bastard, and after paying 5 bucks for 3 day shipping for a 60 gram CD from Amazon.com, I bet it cost as arm and a testicle to ship a dead 400 pound lion. So I get why I'm paying 9 bucks for the taco. Anyway, someone from Arizona needs to get me one of these.
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