Its my fucking birthday bitches! Well, actually, my birthday weekend since its technically tomorrow. I don't care. I'm going out with fire tonight. Intoxication will be high, standards will be low. I don't care what it looks like, I'm finger blasting something tonight. Even the bitches in the video above would qualify for finger slamming. Fat girls beware. I got four knuckles just looking to do some punishment. I don't care if she's 68 and her shit looks like a bag of lunch meat when you first open it up and that shits all mangled and squished together, or if she's 9 and it takes a shoe horn to get in that shit. Doesn't matter. Somethings getting abused tonight.
On a lighter, less rapey note, here's a little morning tunes to get your shit going.
And if that didn't get you going maybe Marissa Miller's tittie will:
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