My Weekend in 34 Seconds.....

Just a total fucking horse wreck.  Truly Devine came through and just fucked my world.  Congratulations to Jeff and Southern Oaks who took home the grand prize.  Quantifier was a close second, being jockied by Joey.  She fought a hard battle.  Putting up a good fight with her previous work history as Seabiscuit in the popular Disney title.  We'll give last to Private Details, being rode by Heather (like every other guy in the bar Saturday night) even though she caused the whole train wreck (again, like Heather).  She was definately the best looking horse, but just didn't want to lick the salt block.  She was much more of a grazer than any of them.